I hate spam. You hate spam. I think the only people who don't hate spam are spammers. I'm not going to sell, trade, whisper, or hint at your email address to anyone. That, as they say, is whack.

Heck, I don't even have any kind of database or list of any kind that I email addresses in. You email, I reply, I delete your email out of my inbox. Repeat as necessary.

So quit clicking on that spam, everyone. There are no pills that can enhance your bodily members, you can get a more secure mortgage or refinance off the Internet, you haven't won any offshore lotteries, and nobody in Nigeria wants to give you any money.

While you're at it, quit clicking on banner ads and pop-ups too.

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